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Starsky: Excuse me ma’am, can you tell me where I can find Mr. Melinda’s office?

Secretary: Through the gym. May I announce you?

Starsky: Ah, we’ll announce ourselves.

Secretary: Stick it out and suck it in. (Pats his chest and stomach)

Starsky: Same to you, sister.

Hutch: Why don’t you pick on someone your own size?

Secretary: What’s your size?

Hutch: … Not when I’m on duty.