Starsky: Excuse me ma’am, can you tell me where I can find Mr. Melinda’s office?
Secretary: Through the gym. May I announce you?
Starsky: Ah, we’ll announce ourselves.
Secretary: Stick it out and suck it in. (Pats his chest and stomach)
Starsky: Same to you, sister.
Hutch: Why don’t you pick on someone your own size?
Secretary: What’s your size?
Hutch: … Not when I’m on duty.